Nah don't be silly, you're seeing things. There's nothing hiding behind me!!
And I thought my rear end could hide the evidence
He says he's a rear guard . . .
I thought he was a chew toy until he bit back!
It's the credit crunch - I've had to take in a lodger.
Mum bought me this big new bed and then this great stripy thing appeared.
At least I can outrun him
Let me out of here - gassy greyhound!
I forgot to shut the door again . . .
It's embarrassing but he IS the alpha wolf.
He snores too!!
After they've fixed my foot they are going to operate on my bottom - they say there's something funny there.
That's my nurse - and she's bossy!
Here I am on my 'poorly bed'
With horrid things going round in my head.
Have just come home after seeing the vet;
Won't eat chocolate again that's a sure bet.
I should have listened to my little mate
When he barked 'Don't eat that!', but oh too late !!!
They gave me a drink that made me quite sick.
But never mind, seems it's done the trick.
So now I must rest and have a good sleep
And in future, I promise, to dog food I'll keep!
He may be smug now, but he doesn't know that I had baked beans at lunch!